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About Me Member Deviously Deviant AJarFullOfSpydersFemale/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Months
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First and foremost, this isn't my first account on here. I've been using my former username since I was 13 and it didn't fit me anymore...

Anyway, a little about me:

I'm biologically female. My location, age and whatnot can be seen above. Over the past (see age) years of my life, I've lived in three continents and four countries. I'm fluent in three languages, although at the moment I'm the most comfortable with English because that's the language I've been predominantly speaking since 2000.

I'm not going to bother too much describing my personality, because, well... I present myself differently depending on the circumstances and my mood. But I think I should mention that I am definitely very introverted in person. I tend to not speak and I don't do very well in social situations.

Approaching and talking to people is hard for me. Actually, I'm just bad at dealing with them in general, and I'll either cut them off, or answer in one-word sentences. I'm also not very comfortable with eye-contact so I'll either look down or elsewhere when I'm talking. Sometimes the tone of my voice also changes either to a monotone or it gets really high and... you know what I mean. When things get really awkward, I might not say anything at all. More often than not have I pretended not to notice acquaintances when I see them in the street because I was just... scared? I sound like a bitch.

Erm, anyway, I'm quite aware that all this makes me come across as rude, disinterested, stuck up or something else along those lines. It sucks, truly, it does. I don't do it on purpose (unless you've offended me and I've not gotten around to telling you yet) and I'm trying to not do it. But bad habits die hard, and I get away with it, so uh... yeah. I'm rambling again. That’s another thing I tend to do a lot. But I thought I'd mention that because I think that... people should know and it would make lives easier.

If you’ve read up to this point, I salute you. I also apologize for making this so long. You can stop reading now. The stuff below mainly contains some miscellaneous blurbs about me that don’t quite fit anywhere, that I’ve decided to put up in an attempt to balance out that enormous write-up about my social incompetence that ended up being two paragraphs long. It’s not of very great importance.

I’m a tightlacer. I can achieve a waist circumference of less than 20 inches with a corset. It’s a gradual reduction that started after I’ve done the bulk of my growing and developing, so no, I did not deform or crush my internal organs or have to break/remove my ribs (which isn’t exactly possible, anyway).

I have a phobia of gastropoda – especially slugs. I probably shouldn’t have mentioned that. Oh well.

I’d love to move to Alaska someday.

I’d love to be a forensic pathologist in the future. Or maybe a forensic psychologist. Heck, I just want to work in forensics. But I really just want a career where what I do in my private life is kept private and not scrutinized, where I don’t have to sacrifice too many personal preferences, and where I won’t be judged or criticised by what I do when I’m not working. Nevertheless, forensic pathology is still my first choice at the moment. That being said, I’ve also entertained thoughts of becoming a veterinarian (since I was seven), as well as doing something that involves languages or working for the UN (just because I can speak three).

Cats are nice.

And that concludes everything I’ve got to say. It’s much longer than it needed to be and probably didn’t reveal much about me at all, but oh well. My dinner is calling me and I don’t really feel like changing it anymore. Feel free to ask me if you’d like to know anything else, though. I’m more afraid of you biting me than the other way around. ☺

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: England
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: 34-22.5-34
  • Interests: Many things. Socially acceptable and unacceptable alike.
  • Favourite movie: Speak
  • Favourite band or musician: The Dresden Dolls, A Day To Remember... it always changes.
  • Favourite genre of music: Music is a wonderful invention and I will listen to pretty much anything.
  • Favourite artist: Edward Gorey, Renee French, Jhonen Vasquez, Victoria Frances...
  • Favourite poet or writer: I like pretty much everything except Stephnie Meyer and Gillian Clarke.
  • Favourite photographer: Perry Gallagher is pretty cool...
  • Favourite style of art: This is like the time I was asked to pick three shapes that represent me.
  • Operating System: My own central nervous system is pretty efficient.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Skin of choice: Human epidermis.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Stewie Griffin, Ruby Gloom...
  • Tools of the Trade: crappy digital camera, stationery, polymer clay... whatever I can get my hands on

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Comments


:iconcomickpro:
Thank you for the fav :)
:iconajarfullofspyders:
you're welcome :)

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Is it progression if a cannibal uses a fork?
:iconboriiiis:
hi!!!! welcome to deviant art nice shoot!!!:D

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hola aqui boris alla quien???

gente bonita gente linda pasele pasele a lo barrido visite [link] (animales mafiosos) o [link] (cuentos y debralle) put a coment :juggle:
:iconajarfullofspyders:
lol thanks.

i'm not actually new to DA. I just got sick of my old account :D
:iconboriiiis:
me too hahah i saw it to late but welcome to deviant :D i love your pic

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hola aqui boris alla quien???

gente bonita gente linda pasele pasele a lo barrido visite [link] (animales mafiosos) o [link] (cuentos y debralle) put a coment :juggle:
:iconajarfullofspyders:
thanks!

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Is it progression if a cannibal uses a fork?
:iconxamanah:
WELCOME TO DEVIANTART :devart:

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I TRICKED THIS GIRL AND DELETED HER GALLERY
:iconajarfullofspyders:
haha, thanks!

although I'm not new to DA. I just got tired of my old account lol :)
:iconxamanah:
lol

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I TRICKED THIS GIRL AND DELETED HER GALLERY

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